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Chand nzr aya?

Chand nzr aya?
( ":" )Nai?
(")(")
Edhr dykho!
(": " )
(")(")
Nai?
Udhr?
( ":")
(")(")
Nai?
( ":" )
(")(").chalo theek hai,me ghar pe hon aa k dekhlo.:)

Lo Ji Hum Uth Gaye

Lo Ji Hum Uth Gaye

~"~
("!")
>-(^)-<
| |
^ ^

Good Morning

At the end of da year. Thanx to those who hated me, they made me a stronger person.

At the end of da year.
Thanx to those who hated me,
they made me a stronger person.

Thanx to those who loved me,
they made my heart bigger.

Thanx to those who were worried about me,
they let me know that they cared about me.

Thanx to those who left me,
they made me realize that nothing lasts forever.

Thanx to those who entered my life never left,
they made me know who i am.
Special thanks to all my friends,
who supp0rted me thr0ugh0ut da
year.. (:->

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	Future version of balance recharge. TID:0608215250114644. Dear Customer:You have recharge Rs:300. The deducation of VAT 25% Zardari tax 15% BeNazir Income Support 10% Wapda tax 20% GST 17% GOVT Support Fund 5% Bilawal study tax 6% Bakhtawar Jazeiz tax 1.5% New Balance :Rs:1.50

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	Ek pathan khana kha rha tha kya ab wo khana b na khaye kya jan lelo pathano ki..

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	Faraz yaron ko Aazma k Dekh liya, Parday Main Bula ka Dekh liya. Mot B humse door bhagti hai Mohsin, Car k Neeche aa k Dekh liya. Marta nahi ye Jaraseem-e-Ishq Sagar, SafeGuard se B naha k Dekh liya. Koi Sunta Nahi Faryad-e-Ghalib, Radio pe B Ga k Dekh liya. Dil ka B pata nahi chal Raha Wasi, X-Ray B kara k Dekh liya.

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us ne kaha Muhabbat ki saza do mujh ko







me ne ja k us k abu ko bta dia



changi kut pai

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Angraiz elaan ker raha tha aur sardar translate ker raha tha.

Ladies And gentle men,

= Oeye kanjro



Listen carefuly,

= kaan khol k sun lo



If u interfare iKHAN ne 1Bacha agwa kia

or taawaan k lye sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya:

10 Laakh kal subah pul k neche pohnchado?

Or bache ko ghar wapis bhejdian Govt affairz

= jaye kise nay hukumat nal begherti kiti



He wil b punishd hard

= ohday nal kuttyan wali kiti jaye gi



Thats all

= hun dafa ho jao..

Dusre din wo pul k neche gaya to usy pese milgye

or sath sticker pe likha tha:

Khuda Qasam

pese ka ghum nai,

Ghum is baat ka hy k

KHAN ne KHAN ko luta.

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	Pathan: Aj Me bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho Or Kirye Ke 20 Rupe B Bacha Lie. 2sra Pathan: Tum Bhut Bewakoof Ho Rikshe Ke Peache Bhagte To 80 Rupe Bach Jate:.,

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	Teacher:Agar tum apni ami ko MUM kaho ge to apni ami se bari or choti khala ko kia kaho ge. Sardar:Teacher Bari vali ko "maxiMUM" or Choti vali ko "miniMUM".,

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Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing............

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Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay

Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain!...........

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College ki

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...

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Zardari says

Jabb Joota BUSH Ko Laga Tha

Woh Zyada Daer Sadar Nahi Reh Paya Faraz

Mujhe Bhi Joota Parr Gaya Hai

Lagta Hai Mere Din Bhi Thoray Hain?

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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai.......

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Asif ali zardari nay frmaya

Janab
Zillat maab
haqeer
Faqeer
qatil-e-banazir
Misl-e-kanzeer
Be-zameer
asif ali zardari nay frmaya
Swis account de case na putto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
100 de card picche 32 lutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
Gareban nu lamyan pa k kutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
Is msg nu aggy Sutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto...........................smail plz

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Bache ko perhaya karain

Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen,


Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k

bache ko Parhaya Karen,

Sunga Na Karen..!

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Zardari Ko Joota nahi laga tu

Zardari ko juta nhi laga tu kya hua "Faraz"

Akhir Jutay ki bhi koi self respect hy....!?

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Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy

President Asif Zardari ny PCB Chairman Ijaz butt Sy Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Karli...,

Or kaha

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...
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"Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy"???

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Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..???????

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Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay \

Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay jis may say 3 mandarja zail hay. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
1: Pencil se.
2: Pen se.
3: Marker se.
Be positive yar/????????????????

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Larki ka bap larki se

Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha................haaaaaaaaaaaa

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GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon.......smail

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1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi

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Jab light ho out of control
Taar ko TU kar ke goal
Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal
AaaaLL IS WELL
K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga???
Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga
Tar utha Kunda laga
Kunda laga k bol bhayya
AAaAaAL IZZ WELL......

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Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain

1 Admi Ko Maleria Ho Gaya,,,!!!

Us K Dost Ne Usse Hospital Jane Ka Kaha,,,!!!

Wo Hospital Gaya To Dekha K 2 Darwazy Han,,,!!!

1 Par Likha Tha "Mamoli Bimari" Or 2 Par "Khas Bemari",,,!!!

Us Ko Mamoli Bemari Thi To Wo Mamoli Bimari Wale Darwazy Ma gaya,,,!!!

Andar Gaya To Dekha K,,,!!!

Andar Bhi 2 Darwazy Han,,,!!!

1 Par Likha Tha K "Ghareeb Admi" 2 Par "Ameer Admi",,,!!!

Wo Ghareeb Tha To Wo Ghareeb Admi Wale Darwaze Ma Chala Gaya,,,!!!

Or dekha K Hospital Se Bahar A gaya,,,!!!

"GEO PAKISTAN".............................................

Do Lover Ne Khud Kushi Karne Ka Faisla Kya,,,!!!
10 Manzila Building Se Pehle Larke Ne Chalang Lagai,,,!!!
Usse Dekh Kar Larki Ya Keh Kar Chali gai,,,!!!
"Waqai Pyar Andha Hota Ha",,,!!!
Ye Sun Kar Larke Ne Apna Parashoot Khool Liya,,,!!!
Or Kaha "Pyar Kabhi Marta Nhi"

customer :
waiter asi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jay
waiter:
Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi ;)

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Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko

Aaj jo dua mangni ha mang lo,Q k jis gar me kutta ho, us gar me dua qabool nahe hoti,

ye mulk b hamara gar hai,

.

.

aur kutta filhal mulk se bahr hai... ;->

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Munni Ki Badnami Pe Pakistani siyasatdan k Tasurat

Munnnnni ki Badnamiiiii...
Par Muzzzamt karte Haaaain
Altaf Husain

Sindh ka Sailab to aik tarf
Munni ki Badnami pe to ansoo hi nikal aye.
Qaim Ali Shah

Munni? Lahol Wala...
Number batana uska.
Maulana Fazlu

Munni ki badnami hukumat k corrupt hone ka Nateja hai.
Nawaz Sharef aur imran khan ka itihadi bayan.

Munni ki Badnami k Zimedari Taliban ne qubool Karli.
Rehman Malik

Munni Khappe
Munni Khappe
Munni Khappe
!!Kutta!!

	Us ne pal bhar k liye b meri masomiat na dekhi => Bus bike roki mobile chena or ye ja wo ja (",)/ <][ _/\_ Oye Sim To De Ja "Munni" Ka Number Hai Us Me:)....

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tu phool hai ghullab ka~~~

mai aashiQ hun sharaab ka~~~

teri tasveer hai mere dil main~~~

kiya fayda phir naQaab ka~~~

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in dosti ki rahoon main dhoka na dena dost................................................................................................mera yaqeen tujh py aisa ha jaisy zubaida aapa ko apne totkon per.

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                                            wo kon sa khan hai jo pathan nahi hai............................                                                     .........dastar khan ..................zubaida aapa ky peheli waly tootky/

Bismillah